Britian right now:
- Brits: Ah a nice relaxing bank holiday Mon-HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE SUN?
- Brits: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT'S THE SUN!
- Brits: OK EVERYONE. STAY. CALM. It could be a false alarm. It could still be cold.
- New channels: Breaking news - this is the hottest day of the year so far.
- Brits: OH SWEET JESUS HAVE MERCY! IT'S SUNNY AND HOT AND IT'S A BANK HOLIDAY. HOW WILL WE COPE???
- Ice Cream van: drives past
- Brits: /dead/